I'm okay.
It's fine.
I'm okay.
I'm fine.
Hey, you all right?
My husband's penis won't fit.
Like I could ever say that.
Thank you, I'm okay.
Are you sure you're feeling okay?
You look a little pale.
Yes, I'm really okay. It's nothing serious.
I'm okay.
It's not a big deal.
It's fine.
But it really wasn't okay.
EPISODE 1
It all began when I moved into this apartment building
when I started university.
LIQUOR AND FOOD YAMAMOTO SUPERMARKET
Are you sure about this place?
We can find a nicer one.
It's okay, I like this place.
RECYCLE SHOP NEW FURNITURE OUTLET
What about this one?
Honey, we still need to buy so many other things.
We don't have much to spend.
She's going to use it every day.
She'll be using everything every day. And besides...
Haruka's starting school and Madoka has her training camp.
We can't just spend everything on Kumiko.
Okay, fine.
Just a little bit further.
Slowly.
Get ready to turn.
Okay.
Here we go.
Okay.
Let's set it down here.
Okay.
We bought you an expensive rice cooker, so you'd better use it.
I will.
You'll be gaining so much weight.
You have to watch what you eat.
Your father's side of the family tends to get chubby.
It's not like being skinny is everything.
Some chubby girls are cute, but I'm telling her because Kumiko won't be.
Kumiko, want me to put your shelves together?
I can do that on my own.
It's no trouble.
It's fine.
Just leave it, honey.
You won't change her mind.
Here.
I'll make a deposit at the end of every month.
Thank you.
Honey.
Bye.
Thank you.
It's really coming together.
What?
Yes.
Do you go to Koshin University too?
I'm a freshman.
I'm a sophomore.
I'll give you some of my old books they'll make you buy.
You can sell them when you're done at the book store in front of the school.
I bought them all there.
What program?
Education.
Me too!
Then you'll need this too.
I guess you have to spend a lot on books.
That's why you get them from other people.
EDUCATION AND SOCIAL STUDIES
Oh, I'm Kenichi Watanabe.
Oh.
I'm Kumiko Yamamoto.
So, Kumi?
It's the bottom of the fifth.
That was some good pitching.
Hanshin's adjustment was delayed
from an injured leg.
Kasai has eight hits.
Seriously, Hanshin?
They're terrible this year too.
And that's five hits.
You've got to play well from the exhibition matches,
or you're going to suck during the season.
Hanshin has lost to Yokohama.
The final score is six to zero.
Are university students supposed to be so unreserved like this?
There weren't any university students in my hometown,
so I don't know.
I've got some here.
Thank you.
I'm not used to having someone I just met be this intrusive.
Everyone in town knows each other,
so there wasn't anyone I'd never met.
Even if there was, they would be from out of town.
Bye.
What?
Never mind.
Bye.
Is there a grocery store nearby?
Well...
I was wondering where you usually do your shopping.
I'll take you tomorrow.
There we go!
Yes?
Ready?
The grocery store. Is this your trash?
FUTABA APARTMENT
You didn't have to rush.
Go change your shoes. I'll get the rest of the trash.
Okay.
Where do you think the other people are?
Other people?
You mean from the apartment?
They should be getting back soon.
I mean, there are only three others.
Even with so many rooms?
Nobody wants to live in a dump like that.
Then why do you live there?
Because I want to save my parents' money.
Me too.
Is it because they were against you leaving?
Or because you're poor?
A little of both.
But I really like my room.
Really?
Look at that.
Cactus.
There's way more than before.
Isn't it crazy?
Yes.
I didn't think you would actually come.
I mean, it's just shopping. It's not a big deal.
I've never been shopping with someone before.
What kind of life have you been leading?
YAMAMOTO SUPERMARKET
So, apparently, Tadashi Okazaki gave a ride to Sohsuke's wife.
So his wife is having an affair, too?
What do you mean, "too?"
Sohsuke goes to a Filipino bar.
Has a girl there he's given thousands to.
What?
He's still doing that crap?
I heard his grandfather is paying off his debt.
Tadashi is...
All they talk about are sordid rumors involving money and relationships.
I was embarrassed about growing up in the boonies.
Tell me where you grew up.
Is it really that embarrassing?
I'd rather not tell people.
What a weirdo.
Do you have some sort of dark past you don't want people to find out about?
What?
You know, like some sort of bloodbath killing spree?
No.
But it wouldn't be crazy if that did happen.
Really?
But it's a place where that didn't happen.
It's so big.
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I saw these on TV.
Just how far in the boonies were you?
Did you not have a convenience store?
We didn't.
What about McDonald's?
We had one, but you had to go by car.
By car? Like an hour?
Forty minutes.
Seriously?
Then have you seen a traffic light before?
Of course we had traffic lights.
What about bears?
Did you have bears?
They didn't appear in town.
But they showed up nearby?
What about boars?
Enough with the questions.
Sorry, sorry.
What about monkeys?
We were that close?
Yeah, we took the long way there.
Here.
Bye then.
Wait. Where are you going?
When will you be back?
If I said anything like that,
he'll find out just how lame and boring I am.
Even making more food than usual
on the off-chance that he'll come around again
is also just so lame.
Hey, let's go.
Were you in bed already?
No.
Okay, meet me outside in five minutes.
YAHATA
Here you go.
Thank you!
All right, food!
Here.
Thank you.
Bless this food!
Bless this food.
Wow, just look.
Good, right?
Yes.
Right? I wanted you to try this.
Delicious!
Can I sleep here tonight?
Don't worry, I won't do anything.
Of course.
But I only have one mattress.
Then I'll bring over a pillow after I brush my teeth.
Which side do you prefer?
Right or left?
I've never thought of it.
Then can I pick my side?
Yes.
Can I turn off the light?
Yes, please.
Thank you.
Are you warm enough?
Yes.
Good night.
I'm hungry.
I made some soup yesterday.
I love soup!
-Bless this food. -Bless this food.
It's good!
I'm glad.
Do you cook?
Sometimes.
I need to start cooking.
Kenichi!
It's Yamashita.
Ken?
I'm here.
I brought the textbooks you asked about.
Come on up.
It's Yamashita. She's in my club.
Come in.
Hello.
Oh.
This is Kumiko Yamamoto, she's a freshman.
She's a weirdo who actually likes this dump.
Nice to meet you, I'm Yamashita.
Stay and have some soup.
That looks good.
This isn't your room, Kenichi.
Have a seat.
Thank you.
It's good. Has that country flavor.
What does that even mean?
-Here's the textbook. -Thanks.
You suck at that.
You're good.
Why are you so good at it? Okay, hold on.
-Stand here. -What are you doing?
Stop!
Stop running away!
-Why are you moving? Stand still! -What are you doing?
Don't step on my foot!
You guys are like siblings.
You really get along.
Thanks.
We ate breakfast together in our pajamas.
But Ms. Yamashita said we were like siblings.
Is that how university students are?
I bet it's normal for university students
to sleep in the same bed around here.
Is it normal?
Would you go out with me?
Go where?
Don't you get it?
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
You know...
I'm asking if you'd go out with me.
I didn't hear the first part.
I really don't know where.
No...
There wasn't a first part.
What do you mean?
I want to go out with you.
I got a boyfriend before I even registered my new address.
Ready?
Sorry.
Stop it!
Tickle, tickle! I got you.
Stop!
Should I turn off the light?
Yes, please.
Don't worry.
Someone I like likes me back.
This has never happened to me before.
-It won't go in. -What?
It won't go in at all.
Not at all?
It's like a dead end.
Sorry, could you spread your legs more?
Try raising it.
-Like this? -Yeah.
Nope.
I wonder why.
I wonder.
Let's not try today.
-I'm sorry. -You don't need to apologize.
This is my first time being someone's first time.
How's this?
Were you not listening?
Sorry.
-Time for your punishment. -What are you doing?
-Why? -I have to punish you.
-You weren't listening. -It'll hurt.
Of course, it's supposed to hurt.
No! Stop it!
Look at you two.
They choose a place for the welcome party?
It's at Motsufuku, 6:00.
You're joining our club, right, Kumi?
Yes,
but I've only played tennis during gym class.
Don't worry, Kenichi doesn't even own a racket.
You're no different.
I guess.
-So, why join the tennis club? -I already told you.
We want the notes that are passed down in the club.
A lot of professors use the same exam questions every year.
See you later.
Later.
-Let's go eat. -Okay.
-I'll go with curry. -Curry?
I always get the pork cutlet curry.
Our university life has begun.
I joined the same club on his recommendation.
I took the classes he took last year.
It's as if he adopted me into his university life.
Outside of class and work, we were always together.
Always together.
It won't go in?
Help me.
-There? -Yes.
But it won't go in.
I'm really sorry.
It's okay.
No need to panic.
It will go in eventually.
Sorry. Hold on.
Hooray!
Cheers!
Pass the potatoes!
Drink up!
We need more, Shin!
We need beer!
Give us three bottles!
That's right!
We need three bottles.
Anyway...
Who wants edamame?
This is a welcome party!
Come on, sit down.
Hey, Kumi!
-You drinking? -Yes.
I have enough.
Yeah, nice!
I heard you're dating Kenichi!
-For real? -How did that happen?
Since when?
They live in the same building.
-Yes. -Wow, do you live together?
No, we have our own rooms.
Yeah, but you sleep in the same bed?
Stop playing coy! You guys must be doing it all the time!
Don't be crude!
Sorry, my bad.
She's embarrassed! That's so cute!
I want to do it like crazy, too.
FUTABA APARTMENT
Can you come with me?
LOVE HOTEL
That feels so good.
Do it.
Do what?
Put it in.
-I want you inside me. -You want me to put it in?
Yes, put it in.
Please, put it in.
Okay, lick it.
That feels good.
Right there, that feels so good.
Okay, I'm putting it in.
It's so big.
I want it. Put it inside me.
I feel you inside me.
It's so big! Oh, God, it's so big!
It won't go in?
Could I try doing what she did?
-You'd do that? -Yes.
-Hey. -Yes?
-Can I cum on your face? -What?
Subtitle translation by Zensho Yamamoto